In other words, even though the zebra and the horse are playing for different teams, they’re at least playing at the same field. You and Fido? Completely different stadiums entirely – different leagues too.
It you’re trying to conceive, you might be better off hitting up a sperm bank. In some ways – and this is not me saying I agree with this particular practice – sex with your dog is safer than sex with a person or at least sex with a stranger. You can’t get pregnant, as we’ve discussed but you also aren’t going to be able to contract many of the common sexually transmitted diseases you might get if you had sex with a stranger. When it comes to one night stands or sex outside committed relationships (or even within committed relationships depending on the parties involved), there is really no such thing as completely safe sex and many common STDs can be contracted even with the use of protection and, of course, pregnancy is always a concern as well for fertile women. With that said, there are scores of bacterial infections you should be concerned about.
As long as your dog is clean though and as long as you clean up after the fact, it is safe.
Not that I’m saying I would recommend dog loving over a committed, monogamous relationship with a human being but as far as health as concerned, you should be okay.
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